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Score: 9
To-Suta

"I love it!"

submission: To-Suta
date: May 8, 2006

That was probably the most bizzare game I've played in NG, it made no sense whatsoever. A toaster going around firing at enemies. But it was great fun. I loved the whole style of it, and it was addictive. And just looking at that squirrel boss cracked me up! Good work.

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Score: 8
Major Madness

"Great"

submission: Major Madness
date: April 28, 2006

The graphics and style of animation were very good. You got the gameplay good as well. The only bad thing is that it was a little on the hard side. Overall it's not too difficult, but there are certain things which can be a pain. Like when an enemy approaches from the rear side of the map they fire too soon, before you could even see them. And perhaps there could be a few more medipacks coming. But it's still a good game, one of the better shooters on NG.

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Score: 9
Foamy Fucks Germaine

"HAHAHAHAHA"

date: March 5, 2006

Absolutely sick.... but I love it. You copied the style of foamy movies brilliantly and I love that kind of humour. The only problem was that while foamy's voice was pretty accurate, it was hard to understand most of what he was saying. But it's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen on NG.

Author's Response:

Yeah if you like sexual humor, then this is ripe. Most might not get it, and cry.

Either way, I win, I have foamy pr0n!

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Score: 9
For Illwill

"Great"

submission: For Illwill
date: February 26, 2006

Hehe... foamy with an English accent, neat. Anyway, that was the best foamy parody I've ever seen. Really good piss take, and the funniest thing is that the standard of animation is actually better than anything in a real foamy cartoon! Nice work.

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Score: 10
AGNRYMAN ANTICS

"Great!"

submission: AGNRYMAN ANTICS
date: February 24, 2006

That was really funny. I think a lot of people are taking the whole thing a bit too seriously, it was just a piss take. But anyway, I found it funny and the music really sticks in your head for ages. Anyway, good work.

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Score: 9
School Madness

"Yay :)"

submission: School Madness
date: February 10, 2006

I always like Madness-style flashes with their senseless violence and gore. And you did this pretty well, and good to see it in a school setting. That's gonna get a lot of the whiners out who scream Columbine all the time :D

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Score: 10
McDonald's videogame

"Brilliant"

date: February 6, 2006

I liked this for two reasons. Firstly it was because it was a good game. I like these types of simulation games and it was well made. It was difficult, but not impossibly so and the graphics, sound and gameplay were all good.

But what I really liked about it, and what was lost on some people, was the message behind it. It shows the greed, lies and corruption that lies behind capitalism, especially the fast food industry. This is shown in thing such as the way you corrupt public officials and the scientific and medical professions, spread misinformation about health benefits and third world poverty schemes and pay for favourable studies to be published for you. Also the way you trample across the union rights and working conditions of your employees in the relentless pursuit of profits.

It also shows just how this type of industry is ultimately unsustainable because all the land is eventually ruined. In the process this irreparebley destroys the environments of poor countries, particularly the rainforests of South America. Long term catastrophe all for short term profits.

But at the same time you offset this with a healthy cynicism towards everyone else, such as the usual bandwagon jumping campaigners and other such people.

Really brilliant game, you get 10 for this.

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Score: 8
qho episode4-HELP

"Nice"

submission: qho episode4-HELP
date: January 13, 2006

That was a good little flash. The graphics were decent and the character drawings were cute. The end was pretty funny as well. Good job.

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Score: 7
Virtual Police (Stage 1)

"Decent game"

date: December 31, 2005

I think it's a decent game. The graphics are basic 3D, but that's all you need for a flash fps game. The big letdown was the difficulty. Even on easy I found it impossible to beat the helicopter and I knew where the weak point was. Of course you're able to beat it easily, you designed it. The enemies are too fast, especially the ones that club you and it's far too hard to try and beat the helicopter with all those enemies shooting at you at the same time, with only six rounds. I've played load of flash shooters and even the hardest weren't this bad.

But overall it was a decent game and you've got potential to make great games. If this was easier it would be a far better game.

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Score: 10
DCK: A Very Klunk X-Mas

"Best DCK flash ever"

date: December 24, 2005

I really like flash from Project DCK. I expected it to be funny as usual, but you've outdone youself this time. You did well making all the funny rhymes, and the humour was funny as usual. I laughed the whole way through. I was also surprised how long the cartoon was, and how you managed to keep up the humour for the whole thing. Great work.

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